Saturday, August 21, 2010

Please..jgn buat aku serba salah...

xtau la apesal..
since budak2 uitm balik jer,
means since the semester starts on last july,
i can feel that my celcom beruks it becoming more SLOW!
till i decide not to pay for the next couple of months..

ye r, kt bayar tiap2 bulan,
tapi service cam hempeh!
What the Heck?!!

then bermule r hari ini dalam sejarah...
i stop paying for the bills...
hahaha
actually bukan nyer suka sangat nak gune barang free ni..
kat akhirat nnti sendiri gak yg nak kne tanggung kan..

tp nak wat camner...
dah sevice diorg yg lg cam hampeh..
so rase macam xpe kot kalo xbayar pon...
hahahaha *gelak setan*

but lately...
bole rase macam service celcom mcm back to normal plak..
xdela normal mane..
tp nak kata x slow, bole la....

so sekarang ni sedang dilanda perasaan serba salah yg amat sangat..

tp risau gak..
kalo bayar karang, die menyiput balik..
sape nak jawab??
haa...
yg celcom ni plak..
apesal la diorg x cut off jer service tu...
org da siap 2 bulan x bayar ni...
hahahaha...*gelak setan lagik*

pastu last week, balik uma,
tgk ade bill celcom....
tetibe excited nak tgk bill tu..
yela..selame ni main bayar online jer..
xyah tgk bill pon..
sbb mmg fix kan rm68 kena bayar tiap2 bulan..
so transfer jela tanpa segan silu...
but bila tgk bill tu, apesal die x append dr bill bulan lepas yg x bayar tu???
pelik2...
the amount still rm68!!
no outstanding charge at all!

ini suda bagus..
bayar xbayar, same jek bill die..
hehehehe..*gelak sopan sikit*

xpe2...tunggu bil bulan depan lak...
simpan dulu rase bersalah ni..
kui3..

*wei, bulan ramadahan ni wei...
xberkat karang amal ibadat pakai benda free sesuka hati...

perempuan suka lelaki jahat?

malam ni tiba2 rasa nak buat entri pasal perempuan dan lelaki jahat..
hmmm...lain macam jek tajuk kan..
whatever la..idea tengah mencurah ni...layannnn

betul ker perempuan sekarang ni kebanyakan nya lebih suka kat lelaki jahat??
jahat? jahat yang macam mana yer...
hisap rokok tu jahat ker? tak.
lumba haram tu jahat ker? tak jugak. hmm??
lelaki player tu jahat ker? lg lah tak. cool what. perempuan keliling pinggang.
dahtu, lelaki yang macam mana yg kategori jahat ni?
perompak tu jahat ker? ye kot.
peragut? jahat kot..
pembunuh tu jahat tak? maybe..
rapist? for sure jahat!
ops! i dont think rapist tu jahat..
cuma x kuat iman jek.
hmmm..yela tu.

lelaki penipu jahat x? oh! sangat2 jahat..
lelaki yg pegang2 tangan tu jahat ker?
yang pegang sane sini @#$%%^&*...jahat ker?
oh! tidak kot..perkara biasa jer tu..
betul ker biasa? atau sajer buat2 biasa..??

kalau nak list satu2, mmg banyak la lelaki jahat dalam dunia ni..
tapi mostly, kalau korang perasan,
lelaki jahat selalu nya akan dapat awek or gf yg baik2..
dan ayu2..
setuju x?
xdela seratus peratus betul..
just based on my observation jela...

tapi yg pelik nyer,
even perempuan tu sedar yg lelaki tu jahat,
the girl still gak nak kat lelaki tu..
still gak sayang kat bf diorg yg jahat tu...
agak2 korg, nape yer?

mungkin sebab...
perempuan mudah cair dengan lelaki jahat..
sbb lelaki jahat ni biasa nya agak notti..
dan dari situ la perempuan tu akan nmpk yg lelaki tu macam cool kot..
cool ker..
entah la.. sebab perempuan susah sikit nak tertarik dengan lelaki yg nerd org skema..
kalo yg notti2 tu br menarik utk di dampingi...ha? betoi kaa??

another thing,
kalau korg perasan la...
kebanyakan lelaki jahat ni..
diorg more good looking than the regular guys out there...am I right..??
correct me if i'm wrong..
but that's the truth!
that's why ramai perempuan cairr dgn lelaki jahat!

lagi satu reason yg kiter nampak why girls mudah tertarik dgn lelaki jahat ni...
lelaki jahat ni mempunyai curiosity yg tinggi dan keberanian utk mencuba bnde2 baru...
so diorg ni nmpk more adventurous la dari lelaki2 yg x bape nak jahat..
perempuan mmg suka dgn lelaki yg adventure ni..
even perempuan tu bkn la jenis yg extreme..
maybe diorg rase lelaki yg extreme mcm tu bole jadi pelindung kot..
tapi kalo jahat, bole ker jadi pelindung????????

entahlaa..
biasa sgt dengar, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder..
but now, kejahatan also lies in the eyes of individual..
if dah sayang, x nmpk dah suma yg jahat2 tu kan?



ps: lelaki baik suka perempuan jahat x?

Sunday, August 8, 2010

MENANG USD 1 MILLION !!!!

ari Jumaat aritu...(7 August 2010)
I RECEIVED THIS ONE MAIL...

"DEAR WINNER,

MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION MANAGEMENT WORLDWIDE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE A WINNER OF OUR ANNUAL MS-WORLD LOTTERY (MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO PROGRAMME) CONDUCTED ON: 3 TH OF AUGUST 2009"



What you gonna do if you received an email from a big company telling that you are selected as a winner to receive a million dollar US????

ok la..xmau tanye korg..
actually kiter yg dapat email tu...serious man!! for real!
the moment i received the mail, i read it again and again...
yela..menang satu juta USD beb......
sape xmo kan...
siap duk tnye sorg member ni..
"awak, bole x kite terima duit yg diberi sebagai hadiah, even duit tu die cakap adalah loteri?? bole wat derma x duit tu???"
*sbb kiter baca dlm email tu, it was claimed as a lottery...
then my member tu selamber jer ckp..."xboleh..LOTTERY IS HARAM!"
erk! then i was still trying to pesongkan sikit the fact..
kiter cakap semula kat die, "ala...duit tu just hadiah jela..mcm kt menang peraduan PowerRoot tuuu"
hik3...I'm sure by that time, I'm already influenced by the syaitan and iblisssss...
then she just keep silent!

ok..then i asked another fren,
she ask me back, "byk ker duit tu?? 1 riban??"
i just said...banyaaaaakkkkkkkkk...hahhaa..

mase ni, my kepale otak did think about something...
i start process what to do with the money...
how much will i use to settle all my hutang2..
how much will i spend for the family and friendssss...
how much should i spend to pay the zakat every year...
how will i become by that time..
siap berangan to remain the same la konon...
but then terpikiaq pulak, will the bankers look after me for having too much money in my account???
wahahahahahaha.....

the next day, (Saturday aka semalam) i reply to the email in order to start the claim process la konon....
after i reply, i even wat solat istikharah tu...
hahahahaha...x menahan betoi!
yola...at least boleh dapat apa2 sign whether it is better to proceed the claim or not..
mana la tau, kot2 ade kesan negatif ker kalo proceed..pastu g tdoq!
hopefully bole la dapat apa2 mimpi...
but until subuh, xde nmpk apa2 sign pon...xde mimpi pon dlm tidoq!
hahhah..br wat istikharah sekali, dah nak dpt sign terus!
xsabar2..nmpk sangat di bawah pengaruh syaitannn..ish3..

arini(Sunday aka 8 August 2010)
bukak email...then got reply from Dr Smith Walker tuuuu...
yaaaa...there's always procedure b4 you can claim your prize right..??

the procedure, I was required to fill in the form of my contact details to submit to Dr Smith Walker before he can proceed with the next procedure...
i start to count whether i should reply with my contact details or not..
which address should i put inside the form..
will anybody come into my house if i put my real home address..??
will something bad happened after i submit the form..??

then don't know what to do...
I go for lunch first...
then start to feel curious....
suddenly i feel like wanna check on the internet to find some fact about Dr Smith Walker!
*i think this is the sign from the Istikharah that i did last nite!

I just google the name of "Dr Smith Walker"...
then i found that this is all fake!
there are several people outside have been cheated by similar email that i received!
thank God for making me realize this very soon!
i was almost entering the hell hole!
even i know i can still stop at one stage ahead...
but at least i aware of this by the time i still not put too much trust to these fake things!
ALHAMDULILLAH..

click on the following links for more info and proofs:
CLICK HERE (1)
CLICK HERE (2)
CLICK HERE (3)

so to the people out there, just be careful...
dont let yourself being carried away by money!
money is not everything..
but the real fact, everything is money! so pathetic huh..

ps: need to actively do the promotion for my business..coz everything needs effort! chaiyok2!

budak sekolah boleh kahwin?

MAIM benar pelajar berkahwin

MELAKA 3 Ogos - Selepas mencadangkan penubuhan sekolah khas bagi pelajar mengandung, kerajaan negeri 'menggalakkan' pula ibu bapa memberi kebenaran kepada anak- anak mereka berkahwin walaupun masih bersekolah bagi mengekang gejala hamil luar nikah.


Klik untuk berita penuh

terkezut dan pelik bila baca berita ni masa tengah tea break kat pantry dgn member2 ofis..
even the headline really makes me wonder, what the H*** are they thinking actually..???
x bagi kahwin pun, kes buang bayi bersepah sana sini...
kalo bagi kahwin, ada jaminan ke budak2 sekolah tu akan jaga anak diorang??
nak makan pun mak bapak tanggung!
x nampak ker yg budak2 ni mmg xde rasa tanggungjawab..
xde kredibiliti pun untuk kahwin...
nampak sangat just nak enjoy jer...

i think they just need to enforce the use of real punishment for those who are doing such illegal stuffs(BERZINA) b4 get married!
[1]SEBAT 100X!( bg yg belum berkahwin)
[2]REJAM SAMPAI MATI! (bg yg sudah berkahwin)

MAK BAPAK SEKARANG PON SATU HAL!
ANAK XLEH KENA JENTIK LANGSUNG!
ANAK WAT SALAH, CIKGU YG KENA MARAH.
ANAK WAT DAJJAL, ORG LEN YG KENA HUKUM.
WHAT THE H***???!!!

CAKAP MAK BAPAK TU YG MACAM DAJJAL KARANG,
KENA SAMAN PULAK!

BACK TO THE TOPIC!
dalam berita tu ada cakap, MENCEGAH LEBIH BAIK DARI MENGUBATI!
BUT I THINK, KALAU BETUL NAK CEGAH,
WHY NOT START FROM THE FAMILY ITSELF..
THE FAMILY AND THE SCHOOL!

I THINK THE PARENTS SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON THEIR CHILDREN STEPS..
WHAT EVER THEY ARE DOING..
WHEREVER THEY ARE GOING...
INI MAK BAPAK PUN SAMA NAIK DENGAN ANAK..
MEMANG JADI H*** LA THE WHOLE FAMILY!

ANOTHER THING IS..
THE SCHOOL...
THE CIKGU2..
I NEVER SAY THAT THE CIKGU2 NEED TO BE SUCH A SCHEMA PERSON!
JUST BE A VERY GOOD AND COOL TEACHER SUDAA..
STUDENT CONFIRM RESPECT THE CIKGU2!

JUST BE A COOL AND NICE TEACHER TO ALL..
BR LER STUDENT AKAN DENGAR CAKAP KORG!
BR LER NAK IKUT NASIHAT KORG YG BAIK2 TU...
NI CIKGU PUN SAMA JER!
EVEN IN SOME CASES, THE CIKGU2 ARE WORSE THAN THE STUDENTS!
WHAT THE H***??!!

ALL I CAN SEE ARE :
BUDAK2 SEKARANG X CUKUP DIDIKAN AGAMA..
XDE AWARENESS..(COZ EVERYTHING PROVIDED BY THEIR PARENTS!)
XDE RASA TANGGUNGJAWAB..(TAU NAK SERONOK JER!)
TERLALU BERANI..(TO TRY ALL THE STUPID THINGS!)
AND..ALWAYS TROUBLE ORG LAIN UNTUK KEPENTINGAN DIORG YG NTAH APE2!

SO THE KERAJAAN OR ANYONE WHO HAS THE POWER TO DECIDE SHOULD ALWAYS THINK OVER A MATTER REALLY VERY DEEPLY BEFORE MAKING SUCH A DECISION!

ps: not trying to be optimistic, but the world nowadays seems turn upside down..
thats the reality!

*ALWAYS HOPE FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR ALL..